Intro: Jay-Ski and A.B.
95 South and them Boyz 69,
Prepare for the stabbin' 'cause it's Ding-a-Ling time!
It ain't no interruption, so please unplug the phone
And get ready for the stabbin' from the Ding-a-Ling Song!
[Ding-ding-dong-a-ding-ding-da-dong-dong, hooh, da-dat, da-dat, da-dat]

Jay-Ski:
Yeah, 69 Boyz in the house, b'lieve dat!
Backed up by the 95 South, and it goes like this, c'mon!

Chorus(4x):
Ding ding dong a-ding ding da-dong dong, huh, true dat! True dat! True
dat!

Verse 1: The Rotweiller and Thrill Da Playa
[RW] Yo, don't try to fake the funk on
Go on, give you ya milk-bone; the ding-dong
So mangy kitty-cat, get back, get back, get back, get back, uhh
'Cause I'm servin' well-done ground beef
Backed up by a glass of Sweet T
And you know my theme song, uhh, that ding-a-long
So just call me "ball park" 'cause I pump when you click your jaw
And girl, I'm surprised you took it all
'Cause I run you like a track meet
I can't wait, so jump in the back seat
In y' caddy, or bikini,
So get ready, for the (?)
And you know the words, so sing along
And prepare for the ding-ding-ding-along
[Th] Girl, you know you's a winner!
Tell me what you want for dinner!
How 'bout a six-pack of that
Ding-ding-dong, da-dat, da-dat
Help us, help us, 68!
Who do you appreciate?
The one that's singin' you a sweet song,
Or the one that's feedin' you ding-dong?
'Cause I can't sing too well,
But I can make that kitty-cat swell
So before I push up,
Hold your breath and wish yourself good luck!
This ain't "I Dream of Jeannie"
And I ain't got no teeny ween